I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL HAT

For everyone who has absolutely no business being trusted with alcohol — but here we are.

This hat says what your friends already know and what you'll never admit sober. Wear it proudly. You've earned it.

Perfect for:

• Pregames, tailgates, and "just one drink" nights
• Gifting to that one friend (you know exactly who)
• Anyone whose reputation precedes them

  	One size
  Circumference, in	22.80
  Crown height, in	3.50
  Bill length, in	3.03